Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
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A PASTURE Polite Note to the POKÉMON Author:[edit | edit source]
I am NINTENDOGS 17 years old and TARTAR SAUCE have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your HAPPINESS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FLUFFY CLOUD removed or changed as soon as SUNSHINE possible.
Let me tell you BASKETBALL HOOP about TEDDY BEARS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of UNICORNS Tourettes sufferers PASTURE LOLLIPOPS ICE CREAM POKÉMON BASKETBALL swear. You can LUV blame television for always focusing on the BASKETBALL HOOP bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of LUV Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or POKÉMON "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee TEDDY BEARS jerk.
- Tourettes is no LOLLIPOPS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SWIMMING POOL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FRIENDS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no GUMDROPS cure, and the TEDDY BEARS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse JOY side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which FLOWERS caused my entire BASKETBALL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the UNICORNS drug.
I am an active PIXIES member of a KITTENS tourette syndrome association and PASTURE I am making steps towards HOCKEY eradicating the public HAPPINESS view of Tourettes as a JELLY BEANS PUPPIES SWIMMING POOL PEACEFUL SMILES "swearing" disorder, because it is TARTAR SAUCE much much more.
I am sorry HAPPINESS for "hi-jacking" your entry on CHRISTMAS TREES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this TARTAR SAUCE that really POKÉMON annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all RAINBOWS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FLUFFY CLOUD editing this TEDDY BEARS article. Remember, everything I LIKE SCHOOL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is GUMDROPS FOOTBALL SUNSHINE SMILES PEACEFUL not funny at all.
Thank you PIKACHU for your GUMDROPS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
KITTENS GUMDROPS POKÉMON HAPPINESS BASKETBALL PEACEFUL SWIMMING POOL TARTAR SAUCE GINGERBREAD BASEBALL HEAVEN PIXIES CHRISTMAS TREES TEDDY BEARS JELLY BEANS PUPPIES TARTAR SAUCE CANDY NINTENDOGS I LIKE SCHOOL SPRINKLES POKÉMON SWIMMING POOL RAINBOWS TARTAR SAUCE SWIMMING POOL FOOTBALL UNICORNS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PEACEFUL PEACEFUL HAPPINESS ICE CREAM POKÉMON LOLLIPOPS HOCKEY PUPPIES JOY FLOWERS SMILES SUGAR NINTENDOGS NINTENDOGS PEACEFUL JELLY BEANS JOY TEDDY BEARS PUPPIES HEAVEN FOOTBALL LUV BASKETBALL HOOP NINTENDOGS KITTENS BASEBALL BASEBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PIKACHU KITTENS GUMDROPS LOLLIPOPS CANDY PIKACHU KITTENS TARTAR SAUCE UNICORNS !!!?!?!?!?
 | Article written in the style of its subject This article is funny because it is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is because you are an ignorant cultural philistine on account of having not consumed the same media the writer has. Shame on you. |