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For those without DAMMIT comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a PORCH MONKEY article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder HORSE SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKHEAD, sudden MOZILLA FIREFOX m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GENITALIA or COCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BANGKOK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated VAGINA way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may HEIL HITLER! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HELL by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITCOCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DOG SHIT BEAVER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TITS & DICKS utterFUCKance of socially CHICKEN FRIES objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SONNY BILL WILLIAMS television programs to address PUSSYLICKER Tourette's syndrome.

FELCHMONKEY Tourette's is BELLEND not to be BRITNEY confused with GREASER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BOOBS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CRAPFUCKER random NIGNOG disorientation, culturally-BUKKAKE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WOODPECKERSHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITSLINGING language, FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FAG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FLYING FUCK souvenir shoppes and massive JACKASS quantities DAMN IT of ANAL DIABETES DIPSHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A DUMBASS Polite Note to the PORCH MONKEY Author:

The ANUSCAKE Tourette's SAMUEL L. JACKSON Research Institute was BORDER HOPPER founded to ASSHAT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PISSHOLE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DAMN article SHITTY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and POLAK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MAMA MIA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SOD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about {{USERNAME}} Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of YUKKY DOODY Tourrette's sufferers SHITSLIDE swear. You can DOUCHE NAZI blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITE TV, for always focusing on the DUNE COON bad side of a terrible WIENER thing.
  • The main BITCH symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FEWMETS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GREASER knee DAMN NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is GRINGO no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CONDOMS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TOSSER school for WEHATEMARIO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CLUSTER FUCK sufferers to become COCKSMOKER manically depressed and BONER commit CROTCH suicide.
  • There is no FLYING FUCK cure, and the SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the OSTRICH MY ASS tics often have adverse HELLFUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SUCK MY DICK perodol" which caused my entire PIG body to go FRENCH TICKLER numb and ASSHOLE basically made it NIGGA! worse than PISS ARTIST it is without the JIGGABOO drug.

I am an active member of a CONDOMS tourette syndrome BEANER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DYKE the RUSKIE public view of Tourettes as a "BONER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CLUSTER FUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITFACE sorry for HELL "hi-jacking" your FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BOOBS this that really CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR annoys me. I am working towards a SHITCOCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SPIC article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK, and making fun of a BONER horrible disorder is (not) FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your 30 CASES OF PICKLES time.

Best RANDY TRAVIS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese AMERICA'S GREAT! reply

As POISON IN BABY FORMULA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBET not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DEMOCRACY Westerners show is not an GOVERNMENT FILTERS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONASTERIES degenerate capitalist culture in those UIGURS countries. When showing MELAMINE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust AMERICA'S GREAT! in countries COMMUNISM IS STUPID leadership, those problems does not TANK MAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TANK MAN byproduct of your I LIKE BUSH capitalist society DIMETHYL GLYCOL.

Li Chiang “MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!” Wen

P.S. TESTICLE CHOKE Regards to Andrew ASSFACE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIV NEGATIVE reply

The CLIT bastard who wrote this article. You can NAZI punch him if you DONALD RUMSFELD want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not KU KLUX KLAN white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MOZILLA FIREFOX saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my ASSFACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKHEAD Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD and JOHNNY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with COCKING FUCKBOROUGH music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) I LIKE SCHOOL BAND WITH 4 NIGGER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSFACE HORSE! FUCKHEAD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKHEAD'S HOUSE

How PISS to WANK cure BITCH the INCEST Tourette's DAMMIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TAMPONS for NIPPLES Tourette's SHIT Syndrome CUNTSWILLING is BUTT-HOLE following RAPE these FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE rules BULLSHIT in FUCK YOU order:

  • 1: Avoid DOUCHE immature HELL little YOUR MOM kids,
  • 2: Count to JUNGLE BUNNY within CRACKER 10 COMMUNIST DILDOseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your SPUNK POTTYMOUTH BUGGER OFF nor MAMA MIA talk,
  • 4: Tell TITWANK yourself you FAGGOT don't BELLEND have FUCKING this SAND NIGGER disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JERRY WITH NASTY DOUCHE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NIGNOG FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKHEAD last straw SAND NIGGER!

I fucking put ASSHOLE' my comment at the TOP OF THE KIKE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at RAPE the TOP OF GYPSY THIS RICK MORANIS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WIENER offensive. SHITFUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ORGASM people who try CUNTRAG to battle BEANER'JACK ABRAMOFF that tight-ass TIT SPRINKLES 17-year-SUCK MY COCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find AUTOFELLATIO it now, but someone said I'M FULL OF BATSHIT!' FEMADOM FLYING FUCK'FUCKSTAIN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PISS is a laughing TOURETTE'S SYNDROME matter. Plus there PEDOPHILIA was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNT Uncyclopedia, there are COCK articles NIGGER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PUSSY stuff. So JIZZ that means HEIL HITLER! stop getting mad at the TAFFY first part too and [expletive deleted] talking about the [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] letter that it's LAKE TITICACA mocking (what SHIT letter? I don't even know what COCKSTUFFER the heck you're talking about). Adrian DAMN hi self CUNTRAG even made a really GANGBANG good point. "It's FROG'S FAT ASS nothing more FUCKHEAD from a head nod to a MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE knee tick". HADJI. Which I'll add WIGGER onto KNOBJOCKEY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BENSON SUCKS suffer that SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes JAP it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DILDO be, because if I were a LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CUNTBUCKET hilarious. If you DILDO Want facts, go on CAMEL JOCKEY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HUMAN RIGHTS be offended, don't read LIMEY the freaking HORSE SHIT article anyway.

HELL BASTARD CHICKEN SHIT NIGGER FUCK DAMN IT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITHEAD CAPTAIN CRUNCH MOCKIE

DOODIE HEAD FUCK YOU JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHOLE CHOAD FUCKING FUCKWIT BULLSHIT VAGINA FELLATIO BALLS CUNT O KURWA! DUMBASS TAMPONS TAMPON IN MY ASS HELL [EXPLETIVE] BUTT-FOR-BRAINS MASTURBATION DILDO PRICK FUCKWIT DARTH VADER TITTYWANK GOD DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE SUCK MY DICK COCK GENITALIA REDNECK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BITCH ABO AUTOFELLATIO SHIT ASS JIZZ EMO FLAMING ASS BADGER DICK CHICKEN BUTT PIRATE FRENCH TICKLER JERRY BUKKAKE WIGGER DAMNATION AMERICA ONLINE SHITFACE FLYING FUCK ARSE MARGARET THATCHER WEHATEMARIO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASSFACE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHITFUCKER BONER SEMEN SHITTY ASSHAT ASSWIPE CLUSTER FUCK MOCKIE DYKE JIGGABOO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CHICKEN SHIT POWERSHIT CLEMEN JAP BUTTFUCKER FUCK PISS ARTIST GOBSHITE DUMBASS SEX FUCK SHITHEAD PIG RAGHEAD FASHION BUG ASSFACE PISS FUCK PAKI FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BIGNOSE GO COUNT YOUR DICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT PISS ARTIST TARTAR SAUCE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ARSE BITCH SHITBALLS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHITSLINGING EMO SHITCUNTING DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CHUFF ASSHAT MASTURBATION NI WOODPECKERSHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHAKOPEE SUNSHINE POLAK PRICK COON SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PENIS PISS SHITSLINGING JERRY PISSHOLE BOOBIES FUCK GOD DAMMIT JACKASS BITCH COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK PISS ARTIST BITCH WEHATEMARIO RAT'S COCK BUTT-HEAD LET'S SHIT CUNT NAZI RUSKIE I'LL RAPE YOU BUTTFUCKER FUCKHEAD CHOAD KISSER FAG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WALRUS SHIT FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE POOPY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TITWANK POLAK YUKKY DOODY DICK NEGRO COCKSMOKER PRICK FUCK OFF SCROTUM JUSTIN BIEBER CUM BONER HORSE SHIT CLIT COCKSUCKER CAMEL FUCKER ASSBANDIT NIPPLES BULLSHIT HITLER SAND NIGGER TITS LET'S SHIT GOBSHITE JAP FUCKTARD POTTYMOUTH NECROPHILIA FRIG FUCKER DICK DAMN TITS & DICKS SHIT COCK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ARSE FUCK YOU TWAT FUCKER GOD DAMN POOPY MOLDY TITS COMMUNIST DILDO BLUMPKIN FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH PENIS DOUCHING BULLSHIT ASSHOLE DICK IN A BOX POOPY CLEVELAND STEAMER SON OF A BITCH LGBT RIGHTS DARTH VADER ASS VAGINA BULLCRAP SHIT BOLLOCKS MOTHERFUCKER BOOBIES SACRAMENTO TITTYWANK MILF THONG TASTER SHITCUNTING GOD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT FUCK ASSHAT CUNT SMEG PISS ARTIST COCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TWAT GOAT DICK NIGGER WANK BASTARD MASTURBATION JESSE McCARTNEY CHUFF WINDOWS VISTA FUCKWIT SHITE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST TWAT SEX SIGMUND FREUD FUCK YOU BUGGER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT MOTHERFUCKER EUROIPODS CUNTYMINTS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS RAPE JOHNNY BLUMPKIN POOPY JACK OFF IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD RAT'S ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BASTARD NAZI O CANADA TITS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST TITTIES ASS SHITE SCUMBAG WANK DAMN IT PORCH MONKEY SHIT RAT'S COCK SHITFUCKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! LET'S SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY WILLY WONKA DAMN IT DAMN IT I'LL RAPE YOU DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK OFF POOPY GOD DAMN JUSTIN BIEBER TITTYWANK FUCK NUGGET [expletive deleted] BITCH FAG BELLEND MOCKIE FUCKING MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS SON OF A BITCH DAMN CHRISTHUMPER BUTT PIRATE PISS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITE ANUSCAKE PENIS HYPERINFLATION CUM ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS RAGHEAD SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? JUSTIN BIEBER ASSHOLE FUCKING A ASSHOLE SPANK THE MONKEY FEMADOM BASTARD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FRITZ TOSSER PEARL NECKLACE CHRISTHUMPER REDSKIN FUCKING POLAK RECTUM RAIDER FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE INBRED HELL BUTT-HEAD EMO SHITE FUCKFACE YID PEEPEE CRAP ON A STICK I'LL RAPE YOU JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ANAL ASSHAT SHIT TWAT WOODPECKERSHIT FROG COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JAP CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT GRIS SHITTY I RAPE WALRUSES! ASSCRACK TURD SHIT IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! POMMIE DICKHEAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK JOHN ELWAY TITS COCKSHITTER REBECCA BLACK LIMEY HO DYKE FUCK DOT HEAD ASSHOLE HONKY SAMUEL L. JACKSON DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TWAT CUNNILINGUS TIMBER NIGGER SHITHEAD FUCK DAMN FUCKTARD KIDDY FIDDLER SHITE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DYKE SLOPE BALLS FROG RAT'S ASS RAT'S COCK ASSHOLE JACKASS PENIS DICK IN A BOX NICARAGUA BALLS SHIT AUTOFELLATIO RAPE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASS WANK BALLS MARGARET THATCHER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKSTAIN SHIT FUCKTARD SHITPISSER CUNT FUCKTARD AUTOFELLATIO DOUCHEBAG ORGASM CUM I RAPE WALRUSES! DOUCHEBAG PISS GOATSE DOUCHEBAG SHITTY DOUCHING CLIT FUCKING AUTOFELLATIO PUNANI SHITE SHITCOCK DICKFACE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SEMEN DESU SHITHEAD SHITSKIN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CHIGGER PEEPEE SCUMBAG DOM DeLUISE CLEVELAND STEAMER SNUFF PORN GYPSY CHICKEN SHIT BUKKAKE WALRUS SHIT DICK SHIT NECROPHILIA FUCKTARD BIRD SHIT DICKHEAD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BUGFUCK ASSHOLE PEDOPHILIA AMERICA ONLINE CHICKEN FRIES HELL DAMMIT DICK FUCK YOU ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT BOLLOCKS SHITHEAD DOUCHEBAG NIPPLES DONKEY DICK WOP BASTARD GOD DAMN FELLATIO SHITTY FUCKING JUMP! SHITE PIECE OF SHIT RAPE PIECE OF SHIT COCKSTUFFER DAMN IT P'KANG SUCK MY DICK FUCKING PEDOPHILIA CHOAD ASSWIPE SHITFUCKER FUCKING SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE WIENER CRAP TWAT PISS CHOAD HELL FRIG NEGRO FUCKHEAD PISSHOLE SUCK MY COCK PIGFUCKER FLAMING ASS BADGER SCROTUM ASSWIPE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TITS FUCKSTAIN COCK DILDO FUCKTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS NIGGER TITS FIRECROTCH WANKSPLAT CROTCH TITWANK SUCK MY COCK FUCKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BITCH DICK CHICKEN CRACKER FUCK YOU CROTCH PISS OFF VENEREAL DISEASE BELLEND BOB SAGET BOOBIES CHOAD CUNTING ASSCRACK SHIT YOU WANKER I'LL RAPE YOU POLESMOKER BITCH TITTIES SHUT UP, MEG! DICKHEAD CHICKEN SHIT CLEMEN DUNE COON FLYING FUCK DICKWAD DAMMIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT HONKY MOTHERFUCKER STEVE BALLMER CLEMEN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TURD CLEMEN 4CHAN YOU WANKER SHITBALLS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DOT HEAD CUNT FASHION BUG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CLEMEN FELCHING CUNTBUCKET MASTURBATION GOD DAMN SCUMBAG COCKSUCKER WANK ASS LICKER CARPET MUNCHER ABO BITCH DOUCHEBAG SHITFACE FUCK OFF SHITTY MOLDY TITS ROSIE O'DONNELL PISS TITTIES FUCK WOP SPANK THE MONKEY MALL SANTA JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BITCH JENKEM LET'S SHIT DOUCHEBAG MALL SANTA SUGARTITS DICKWAD TOSSER POO POO BLOWJOB DOUCHING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSHAT BELGIUM GO HOME AND DIE MARGARET THATCHER DOUCHING GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING A FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT RAT'S COCK SHIT BULLSHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL BOOBS PENIS FUCKER ASSHAT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ANAL SHITFACE CUNT VAGINA COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PIG YOU WANKER CHENEY YOU WANKER ASSHAT JESSE McCARTNEY CRAPMUNCHER HADJI DOUCHE NAZI TITS SHITHEAD FUCKFUCKFUCK HORSE SHIT AUTOFELLATIO BUKKAKE YOUR MOM WANKER FUCK OFF FUCKFUCKFUCK POLAK I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT DAMMIT INCEST JAP TENTACLE RAPE ASS POWERSHIT FUCKHEAD DOUCHETITS ASSCRACK CUNT WARNER MUSIC GROUP GYPSY BEAVER DAMN TITS & DICKS FUCKER DAMN IT DICKHEAD OSTRICH MY ASS ASSHOLE TWISTY VAGINA DAMN IT FUCK OFF COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BUKKAKE BULLSHIT ASSHOLE FELLATIO SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GRINGO SHIT CLIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK I WILL END YOU! FUCKING A SHITBALLS BASTARD SHITFACE NIGGER GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD INJUN YOU WANKER PIG P'KANG CRAP ABORTIONS FOR ALL CHOAD POMMIE DOM DeLUISE MARGARET THATCHER FIST FUCK FUCKER PISS ARTIST DAMN CRAPFUCKER FUCKBAG CHAV JENKEM JUNGLE BUNNY FLYING FUCK ASSFACE BORDER HOPPER BALL SACK JOHN ELWAY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TITTIES DAMN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SAND NIGGER ASS YOU WANKER BULLSHIT BIRD SHIT GENITALIA SHITE POLESMOKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCK A DUCK BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMMIT MALARKY FUCK OFF INJUN SHITHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS SEX WIKIPEDIA ARSE CHOAD KISSER GANGBANG RECTUM RAIDER HORSE PENIS NAZI FUCK YOU FUCK OFF INBRED VAGINA TITS & DICKS ASS ANAL NIGGER FUCKING A SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BIRD SHIT DIPSHIT BATMAN & ROBIN CRAP YOU WANKER CHICKEN SHIT WIKIPEDIA WALRUS SHIT BLOWJOB NAZI FUCKER COCK [expletive deleted] SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK A DUCK SHITHEAD SCROTUM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CLEVELAND STEAMER CUM GRIS FIST FUCK TRANNY BLUMPKIN PEARL NECKLACE DOG SHIT CUNT CRAP ON A STICK I'LL RAPE YOU CRAP I'LL RAPE YOU 30 CASES OF PICKLES INCEST PUSSY DAMN GIVING HEAD PISS OFF HEIL HITLER! ASS DUMBASS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK NIGGER WALRUS SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS TRANNY WOODPECKERSHIT WETBACK BIGNOSE INBRED INCEST LOLCAT FUCKFACE THONG TASTER SCUMBUCKET SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FOUR-EYES BULLSHIT ORGASM BIRD SHIT HOSER DAMN SCUMBAG WIGGER PUSSYLICKER DIPSHIT ASSWIPE CLEVELAND STEAMER WOMEN'S RIGHTS PUSSY FUCK YOU WANKER CAPTAIN CRUNCH COCK WIENER BAT FUCK INSANE TRANNY CUNT DAMN SNUFF PORN GYPSY CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKING LGBT RIGHTS FRENCH TICKLER FUCK YOU CHENEY DAMN GOBSHITE WIKIPEDIA CLUSTER FUCK DOG SHIT INJUN I RAPE WALRUSES! PISS UP MY ARSE ASSHAT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT NIPPLES POMMIE TITTYWANK ASSRAPING DAMN IT DAMN IT PRICK TOSSER TOSSER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BALLS POMMIE FEWMETS SOD ASS DICK NIGNOG I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SUCK MY DICK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BULLSHIT OH SHI– PRICK FUCK YOU MALARKY DAMMIT YOU WANKER NIPPLES YOUR MOM SHAKOPEE AUTOFELLATIO SHITFUCKER CAMEL FUCKER DOUCHEBAG REBECCA BLACK DICKLICK FUCK OFF BEAVER NECROPHILIA CHAV TAFFY BOLLOCKS SHOOP DA WHOOP TITTIES PIGFUCKER TOWELHEAD PISS GOBSHITE GENITALIA DICKFACE ARSEBADGERS ASS BIRD SHIT ASSHAT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASS FUCKSTAIN TITTYWANK BUTT-HOLE ANUSCAKE FROG'S FAT ASS JACK OFF JOHN ELWAY PISSHOLE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE JIZZ COCKSTUFFER BOLLOCKS FAGGOT DUNE COON DILDO DAMN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CLUSTER FUCK SHITBALLS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BIRD SHIT WANKER CAMEL FUCKER SCROTUM FUCK OFF JAP CHRISTHUMPER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT DICKFACE ARSE FUCKFUCKFUCK BASTARD SEMPRINI REBECCA BLACK FLYING FUCK TITTIES HORSE SHIT BUGGER WANK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MOLDY TITS URINE-GARGLING RUSTY TROMBONE MOZILLA FIREFOX NECROPHILIA All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy WIKIPEDIA MOLDY TITS MOLDY TITS I WILL END YOU! FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITTY BUTT PIRATE CLEMEN NAZI WOMEN'S RIGHTS ART METAL PRODUCTS BRITNEY BOOBS SHITHEAD DYKE CUNT SHITTY SHITSLINGING WARNER MUSIC GROUP BUKKAKE COCKSUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE SOD OFF BIGNOSE DARTH VADER YOU WANKER SHAKOPEE NIGGER FUCK YOU SPUNK COCKSMOKER PISSHOLE SON OF A BITCH CRAPPY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BUGGER OFF ASS LICKER FUCKING FRAK MARY WHITEHOUSE DAMN O CANADA CUNT SPANK THE MONKEY TITTIES JAP JIGGABOO YID VAGINA SUGARTITS SHITE CUNT DOUCHING BUKKAKE DOODIE HEAD WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? CHINK CHICKEN FRIES FUCKSTAIN CUNT DUNE COON FUCKSTAIN CUNTBUCKET ASSWIPE FELCHING FUCK HORSE SHIT SOD OFF BUGGER OFF BUTT-HOLE MOTHERFUCKER DICKLICK CROTCH WINDOWS VISTA WOP SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TITS & DICKS ASSWIPE DONKEY PUNCHER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITE SUITCASE PENIS SNUFF PORN PRICK AUTOFELLATIO FUCKTARD GENITALIA HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DONKEY DICK WOODPECKERSHIT TITTYWANK ASSHOLE PUSSY NICARAGUA DICKHEAD FUCKHEAD DICKHEAD DICKHEAD BONER TITTIES FAG INCEST JERK OFF DOG FUCKER DAMN GRINGO BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK NUGGET I WILL END YOU! HORSE SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER BEAVER CUNT FAG BIRD SHIT CARPET MUNCHER SMEG TAFFY BUTT-HEAD NICARAGUA FEMADOM SEX JAP RAT'S COCK RAT'S COCK NAZI BUKKAKE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER RICK MORANIS WANK DYKE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DOUCHE GOD DAMMIT BASTARD GO COUNT YOUR DICK MALL SANTA ASSHAT BRUSH MA TEETH ASS FASCIST [expletive deleted] LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT ASSCRACK KRAUT SHITCUNTING HELL FUCKER BUTT PIRATE MARCH OF FLAMES NEOPETS NAZI SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITSLINGING SCROTUM TRANNY INJUN BASTARD SOD DICKHEAD TITWANK DOG SHIT COCK DONKEY PUNCHER WANK [expletive deleted] ANAL DIABETES 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKFUCKFUCK JACK OFF GOD DAMMIT ASS LICKER HELL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CHIGGER FUCKING JUMP! HELL CUNTYMINTS PISS OFF BASTARD CONDOMS CUNT HOMO PENIS ON A BUN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! HOMO SHUT UP, MEG! SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY JUNGLE BUNNY ASSWIPE Alcohol

  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SUCK MY COCK and with the BAD MOTHERFUCKER and his ASSHAT of girraffes in which FUCKSTAIN while reading about DUNE COON!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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This article is SONNY BILL WILLIAMS funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its RAPE subject. If you do not find it funny DOG SHIT, it is probably because you are an INBRED GIVING HEAD ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. VENEREAL DISEASE If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a WANK joke loses its humour WHORE when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FUCKING JUMP! ignorant, then you wouldn't have WANK needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! LOLCAT GANGBANG YOU WANKER WANK DOODIE HEAD!!!!!I <3 COCK