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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.
- If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
- In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
- It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
Notes for posting:
- VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
- Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
- Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
- Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
- Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
- If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with
'''Old version(s) of this image:'''for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line). - Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
- To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
- e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:File:p0rn.png]]
- If you not an administrator, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
Notes for Administrators:
- Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
- Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
- If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):
- Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They
can't write worth crapwrite a lot of crap but it's usually not funny. - Check Special:NewPages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
QVFD articles
12-year-old girl from Russia (R136a1 is an Wolf-Rayet star in the Large Magellanic Cloud, the star is located at 163,000 light years away from earth, R136a1's mass was 315 times of the sun) How to sleep Kys Hot goth chicks Cheat codes - This really doesn't deserve a comment, but I'm giving it one anyway. Ever realize that when people say "no comment", they're giving a comment? Arch File:Articles-plotted.png - unused image File:LazyPersonUsesDoorstop.jpg - unused image Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/City Council Might Not Care - you guessed it, pee review for a deleted page once again Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Wish (website) - same thing as the one below Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Winter Storm Uri - pee review for a deleted page Homme quebecois - expired ICU Uncle Kage - pointless redirect AJTA/Z - broken redirect AJTA/A - broken redirect AJTA/B - broken redirect AJTA/D - broken redirect AJTA/G - broken redirect AJTA/U - broken redirect AJTA/H - broken redirect AJTA/I - broken redirect AJTA/L - broken redirect AJTA/N - broken redirect AJTA/T - broken redirect AJTA/W - broken redirect AJTA/Y - broken redirect WhyYouShouldEatPoop - broken redirect Nojumper - recreated deleted page Neymar Dreamworks Petros Jazmyn goddess - long expired ICUTemplate:User anti-Communist (redirect) (delete)used on quite a lot of pages -alula Main Page/archive5 User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Template test User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Masturbatory guilt - useless redirects now UnScripts:Nigger Joe biden airlines Dumbellism Nigga, Nigga, Nigga Toilet games in the Middle Ages Marwane TheSuperbPrismacorn - Is this the content of a previously deleted article?Yes, but this can wait. At least until the creator decides to remove the ICU tag again. -alulaFile talk:Seversk.svgI very much assume Jabberwock had a proper use for making this. -alula User:Goggle_(website) User:Ek/Goggle_(website) these two pages are useless now *flat*william campbell*atrazine*alpha draconis*father*Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! - nonsenseNo, it’s fine -alula Beekeepers - long expired fix tag Blog Instagram HX 239087 King Columbine II User:EmulsifiedExcuse/UnConventional_Wisdom - useless redirect in userspace User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Upbeat_Aptitude - ditto Sojourner truth We live we love we lie - nonsense Sonic the hechog Big Black Cock Corey young File:Hendrixelectricladyland.jpeg File:Hjpefmafia.jpg File:OH EGADS.png File:Krusty Burgers.png File:GOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPEING IN THERE.png File:Stay good!.png File:Horsefoam.jpg File:Fancy.jpg File:Cakefromchloepriceandrachelamber'sjoint.png File:Florida man.png File:Ur mom.png File:ExtremelyFunny trolls BraGreMat.jpg File:ExtremelyFunny editing.jpg File:No sign of intelligent life anywhere meme.jpg File:Sigma grindset meme.jpg File:Oh ok.jpg File:8d8364e4-98ae-486e-a9bd-92883df0d57d.png File:Shadowblade.png File:Gu.png File:Mm.PNG File:Nickelodeon's Big heads.png File:Unsub.png IRAS 17288-3419 - fuck you svex IRAS 18062-2144 UnGames:Voxx os32 - no idea what this is RGBCategory:TrumpistUsers (redirect) (delete) - what kind of neoliberal says "Trumpist" instead of Trump supporter? cringeIt's me, i'm the neoliberal -alula Eh - L10nM4st3r (2) Julien guary Lewis Black Memmymomemma PotatoLand Robotahsh En cy clo pe d ia Template:mgu - unneeded, now merged with template:marvel Hydrangea Arka Bryan Monad File:Lee-Byung-chull.png Am gonna kill myself V1025 Latvia - fuckin svex 454 F2 - only marginally funnyFile:Berlin,Wuhan.jpeg - unused in mainspace, being used by a user who thinks that we're just another form of discord. Why he got no access anyway? He got banned? Why, how? I have so many questions.Pretty sure Discord is banned in Wuhan. Anyway, that file is very blatantly in use. -BraGreMat S’kay Vacuums File:United States.svg.png (redirect) (delete) - ridiculous naming system - how can it be both SVG and PNG at the same time? eh whatever The good dinosaur File:Indexwtf.png File:Keskari.jpg File:Suitsyou1.jpg File:BeauBrummell.jpg File:JamesBondSuits.jpg File:MarleneDietrich1.jpg File:AgentSmith1.jpg File:Madmansuit1.jpg User:L10nM4st3r/Largest page ever - what was I thinking when I made this?? File:Drunk on the Flavour.jpg - no File:Straight masgirl.jpeg - unused, and also hyena shit, get it out of my sight File:Circumcisor ded.png - not as bad as above, but still unused in mainspace File:Miraheze gift.jpeg - just, no. Do I need to explain this? File:Hot yiff porn.jpeg - no its not, not even close. Its traumatizing......... And furry shit. File:Sanjay pee.jpeg - no idea what this is supposed to be. Also happy not knowing the awnser File:Uncut Cosmo.jpeg - oh hell no File:Deleted by Spirou.jpeg - I have respect for spirou now. Would be ironic if we could get an admin with that username to delete this page Biederbiedermeier Undstrasse File:Dreamsexual.jpg Kronos UnTunes:Super Idol Top G - plagiarism Peanut Farmer Atusu Fulefi Kowalski - The page was cleared by the author User:Rock-O-Jello/Lol underpants File:Valentines by VivzMind.jpeg - Author request Pizza god - absolutely stupid Insider trading
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