User:Donkeygod7

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Hello my name is dave and i'm a donkey and i love anything that resembles one. I will admit that it's a lil bit hard to type thigns with hoofs

A self portrait


ᛨᛃᚶᚱᛕᚯ<---Update: look at these funny symbols I found! they make my head hurt when I look at them though.

Award
Certificate of Respiration
is hereby granted to:
Dave Donkey
for his/her ability to breathe.
--Uncyclopedia HowTo
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my favorite things[edit | edit source]

-donkeys/horses

-meems

-terraria

-history stuff

-other shiet

-cooking

-making tutorials

-my very gud and awsume speling

Iconic dave quotes[edit | edit source]

"why is the table on fire?"

"ouch my toes"

"whoops, you need to put the cd in your computer"

"HEE HAW x 7"

"make him drink battery acid"

"IOWDU*(WDUDIJIDWJJGAGAAAAGAGAAAAAAA)IOPDKOP" -dave after having one too many batteries

"dave was here"