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“I could look at it all day.”
“What has a bottom at the top?”
“ASS”
~ Me on Computer hardware
“Why was six afraid of seven? YUKKY DOODY!!!”
“Pythagoras toasts crusher!”
“The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?”
“lol u suk”
“The more there is the less you see. What is it? BEAVER!!!”
“Oscar Wilde”
“JJPMaster”
~ navel gazer on a n00b
“tralk ”
“In Soviet Russia, factoid passes YOU!!”
Behold the random image! IF YOU DARE!
Here we see an image that is most likely completely unrelated to Butterfree.
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This user wishes they were elite. |
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Attempting to envision them will most likely make you Bat Fuck Insane. Or they'll just receive your fiddle!!
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there. |
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This user is an adult, and thus may or may not know what fun is. |
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This user is
right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? |
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This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex.
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My favorite foods and drinks[edit | edit source]
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This user likes Jam. A lot. |
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This user completely enjoys pie because it is awesome. |
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This user drinks so much milk, their bones can cut diamonds. |
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My gaming interests and IQ[edit | edit source]
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
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This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves.
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This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.
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This user considers themselves a n00b gamer and so probably doesn't know what 'noob' means.
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This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
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This user considers themself an advanced gamer and so probably lost their job recently.
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This user is winking at you because they think you have gold coins. Give them your gold coins, okay? |
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This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.
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This user plays the Wii U and thought it was the “new controller”. Probably. |
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. |
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This user uses Google Chrome, because it's GOOGLE. |
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This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint. |
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This user was brought to you by the letters N, O and the number 1.3E7900. |
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This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them. |
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This user owns one or more dogs as they need a cover for their stick fetish. |
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This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it. |
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This user can see what you don't! |
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This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis. |
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This user is from California, and brags about the nice weather. After all, earthquakes aren't weather. |
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This page has way too many templates.
You can help by hunting down the template user and beating him with a video card.
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This user is the random shiny amv that discombobulated their brain inside of your beach balls so you must exuberantly deliberate them with a blocking policy. |
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Zork Memories (The Zork Backstage Pass!!!)[edit | edit source]
Zork |
This user edits the Zork trilogy. |
Zork |
Topic | Last Edit | Last Author |
Zork | 22:46, 26 April 2024 | The Master of Hedgehogs |
Zork/loser | 16:43, 29 February 2024 | Grapehater |
Zork/Statiogrue | 15:37, 20 February 2024 | Grapehater |
Zork/finalbattleattack1 | 01:34, 16 June 2023 | 2601:681:5A00:EF30:F853:EB65:2A8B:776C |
Zork/lab7 | 01:47, 6 January 2023 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/byebyegrues | 22:39, 4 January 2023 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/xyzzycar | 21:50, 2 January 2023 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/morgodeath | 21:13, 2 January 2023 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/bastard | 20:59, 2 January 2023 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/zabnajazl | 18:49, 1 January 2023 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/rleeermeysummon | 18:42, 1 January 2023 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
SWZork/register | 18:40, 1 January 2023 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/yes | 18:31, 1 January 2023 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/eatmonkey | 18:25, 1 January 2023 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/noseriously | 00:00, 28 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/eyegorestatue | 23:43, 27 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/marvel14 | 23:28, 27 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/marvel12 1 | 23:27, 27 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/(Neobanner)/(EyegoreBomb)/↕ | 23:24, 27 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/(Neobanner)/(EyegoreBomb)/→ | 23:14, 27 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/(Neobanner)/→ | 23:13, 27 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/(Neobanner)/(EyegoreBomb)/↓/BOOM | 23:10, 27 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/(Neobanner)/(EyegoreBomb)/↑/BOOM | 22:51, 27 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/(Neobanner)/(EyegoreBomb)/deeper►/BOOM | 22:32, 27 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/1234123423 | 22:29, 27 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/(Neobanner)/(EyegoreBomb)/deeper► | 22:21, 27 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/(Neobanner)/deeper► | 22:19, 27 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/acid | 22:13, 27 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/d0oŕ | 21:38, 27 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/kindofdennis | 20:24, 27 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/spleen! | 04:56, 27 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/JGrue | 04:47, 27 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/vigo | 04:38, 27 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/eatGrue | 04:18, 27 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/ancientmap | 03:53, 27 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/happyending | 03:27, 27 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/rails | 03:09, 27 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/PixelWorld19 | 18:19, 26 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/PixelWorld20 | 18:18, 26 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/Biocorridor2suit | 00:32, 25 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/Wearethechampions | 23:16, 22 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/Intersanctum | 23:11, 22 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/PixelWorld17 | 01:02, 22 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/PixelWorld11 | 00:54, 22 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/wbath | 23:26, 20 December 2022 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork/win | 00:24, 14 May 2022 | Username |
Zork Abridged | 04:29, 23 October 2021 | Ean |
Zork/(Neobanner)/↨ | 01:23, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork/1234123509 | 01:23, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork/1234123511 | 01:23, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Topic | Last Edit | Last Author |
Zork2 | 20:37, 5 May 2024 | Fenris2010 |
Zork2/CH1voldemort/earlyfight6 1 | 01:32, 16 June 2023 | 2601:681:5A00:EF30:F853:EB65:2A8B:776C |
Zork2/CH4gruebot/maze36 | 00:58, 11 January 2023 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork2/CH4XSlose | 23:45, 10 January 2023 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork2/zetournament/junior1 1 | 14:28, 19 November 2022 | 2600:4040:12DC:FF00:9972:C590:E6BC:22C4 |
Zork2/restoresecret | 02:50, 13 August 2022 | Username |
Zork2/restore3 | 02:47, 13 August 2022 | Username |
Zork2/restore2 | 02:47, 13 August 2022 | Username |
Zork2/restore | 02:47, 13 August 2022 | Username |
Zork2/win!!! | 02:47, 13 August 2022 | Username |
Zork2/Win??? | 02:45, 13 August 2022 | Username |
Zork2/432583298902 | 00:27, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork2/Buttonagain | 00:27, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork2/CH3oprah/alliance10 | 00:27, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork2/CH4conclusion | 00:27, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork2/maze55/rutabega/salmon/safety | 00:26, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork2/4maze89 | 00:53, 10 December 2020 | 70.171.111.82 |
Zork2/CH4library | 21:01, 12 November 2020 | EzekielMartin |
Zork2/CH3FARK | 16:05, 5 September 2020 | Gale5050 |
Zork2/A protal to get the hell out of hell | 22:25, 3 September 2020 | Zombiebaron |
Zork2/231546745856 | 10:58, 29 August 2020 | 118.10.82.175 |
Zork2/A piece of pie | 11:12, 26 August 2020 | 118.10.82.175 |
Zork2/4maze97 | 15:52, 24 August 2020 | Whytheonlyone |
Zork2/454616237432 | 20:40, 9 August 2020 | Whytheonlyone |
Zork2/454616259782 | 20:40, 9 August 2020 | Whytheonlyone |
Zork2/454650987432 | 20:40, 9 August 2020 | Whytheonlyone |
Zork2/4maze69 | 20:40, 9 August 2020 | Whytheonlyone |
Zork2/4maze79 | 20:39, 9 August 2020 | Whytheonlyone |
Zork2/4maze88 | 20:39, 9 August 2020 | Whytheonlyone |
Zork2/A piece of cake | 09:02, 27 June 2020 | Dexter111344 |
Zork2/CH3oprah/alliance42 | 09:02, 27 June 2020 | Dexter111344 |
Zork2/CH4gruebot/maze69 | 09:02, 27 June 2020 | Dexter111344 |
Zork2/CH4gruebot/maze77 | 09:01, 27 June 2020 | Dexter111344 |
Zork2/locked | 09:01, 27 June 2020 | Dexter111344 |
Zork2/Put the brush back on the ground where you found it | 09:01, 27 June 2020 | Dexter111344 |
Zork2/1cheat/Angerthewalrus | 09:01, 27 June 2020 | Dexter111344 |
Zork2/maze34 | 22:20, 4 April 2020 | 99.149.232.31 |
Zork2/CH4voldemort/dodge | 16:07, 27 June 2019 | 174.223.131.218 |
Zork2/morezorkception | 03:06, 20 June 2019 | Zdrmonster128 |
Zork2/test1wrong2 | 17:30, 2 March 2018 | 209.221.91.250 |
Zork2/GrueSlayerBattle1 2 | 15:52, 11 February 2014 | 209.221.90.250 |
Zork2/slayerdeath | 19:41, 7 May 2013 | 174.138.212.172 |
Zork2/GrueSlayerBattle2 1 | 19:39, 7 May 2013 | 174.138.212.172 |
Zork2/geteaten | 19:37, 7 May 2013 | 174.138.212.172 |
Zork2/GrueSlayerBattle1 3 | 19:36, 7 May 2013 | 174.138.212.172 |
Zork2/CH2Bates/secfight2 7 | 06:12, 7 February 2013 | MadMax |
Zork2/xyzzy | 15:33, 2 December 2012 | 198.91.203.145 |
Zork2/CH3oprah/alliance24/materia | 04:44, 30 September 2012 | 98.237.141.25 |
Zork2/CH3oprah/alliance24/save | 22:10, 10 September 2012 | 98.237.141.25 |
Zork2/CH3oprah/alliance24 | 01:29, 26 August 2012 | 98.237.141.25 |
Topic | Last Edit | Last Author |
Zork3/gethelp | 16:40, 21 April 2024 | The Master of Hedgehogs |
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight5 5 5 3 | 18:24, 11 January 2024 | Grapehater |
Zork3/candy | 20:00, 10 January 2024 | Grapehater |
Zork3/?????????????? | 18:42, 10 January 2024 | Grapehater |
Zork3/Wearethechampions | 01:25, 21 January 2023 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork3/cloudfight122 | 01:22, 21 January 2023 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork3/cloudfight12 | 01:20, 21 January 2023 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork3/cloudfight1 | 01:18, 21 January 2023 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork3/princessrosemary | 01:13, 21 January 2023 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork3/grue2.0/shotgun | 22:27, 14 January 2023 | Ryan Woo-Ming |
Zork3/Crinjas | 14:51, 19 November 2022 | 2600:4040:12DC:FF00:9972:C590:E6BC:22C4 |
Zork3/winner | 03:24, 13 August 2022 | Username |
Zork3/restore | 02:42, 13 August 2022 | Username |
Zork3/????? | 02:42, 13 August 2022 | Username |
Zork3 | 02:37, 13 August 2022 | 2600:1700:8300:17A0:901E:9411:27F2:3132 |
Zork3/AdventureToilet5 7 | 00:26, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/Gornuniya v.Nerd 1 | 00:26, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/Gruehellfr | 00:26, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/MJdies2 | 00:26, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/Nerdy Kid | 00:26, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/SecretEnding SavoryourVictory | 00:25, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/Ur-Grue/GrueSlayer2 3 | 00:25, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/Ur-Grue/GrueSlayer2 3 2 | 00:25, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/Ur-Grue/GrueSlayer2 3 3 | 00:25, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/Ur-Grue/GrueSlayer2 3 7 | 00:25, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/Ur-Grue/GrueSlayer2 4 | 00:25, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight/GrueSlayer2 | 00:25, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight/Grueslayer1 | 00:25, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight/Ur-Grueapprentice | 00:25, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight1 2 | 00:25, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight1 6 | 00:25, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight2 15 | 00:25, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight2 3 | 00:25, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight3 1 | 00:25, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight4 8 | 00:24, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight4 9 | 00:24, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight5 1 | 00:24, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight5 10 | 00:24, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight5 2 | 00:24, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight5 3 | 00:24, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight5 4 | 00:24, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight5 7 | 00:24, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/Ur-GrueFight6 5 | 00:24, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/activuscode/dicahcamotsybhtaed/Uoytaeottuobasieurga/Grueaybnettaettuobaerauoy/Erehsigruea/Htobuoyottuobasigruea | 00:24, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/cheesecake8 | 00:23, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/chxxtx | 00:23, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/chxxtx/hxrox | 00:23, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/chxxtx/inxixaxix | 00:23, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/chxxtx/mxllxon | 00:23, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
Zork3/chxxtx/mxmx | 00:23, 24 August 2021 | DeletedUser51be906d |
My other favorite featured articles from the 1st 10 years of Uncyclopedia, in chronological order[edit | edit source]
2005... (The year that started it all!)[edit | edit source]
2006... (The Golden Year of Uncyclopedia)[edit | edit source]
2007... (The Other Golden Year of Uncyclopedia)[edit | edit source]
2008... (The Pun Invasion et al. BEEP was also my favorite.)[edit | edit source]
2009... (The Microsoft Knowledge Base article's funny here.)[edit | edit source]
2010... (I'd call this the Dark Age except for Chatroulette and these other articles.)[edit | edit source]
2011... (The return to true Uncyclopedia humor even for the 2012 phenomenon...)[edit | edit source]
2012... (Another pretty crappy year.)[edit | edit source]
2013... (The year when Uncyclopedia moved away from Wikia for the 1st time.)[edit | edit source]
2014... (The last best year of Uncyclopedia humor.)[edit | edit source]