User:Talon Vulpes

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The writer of this article is a pinko/lefty and has an outrageous liberal UK-centric outlook.

They may even work in Local government or, worse, be an unelected eurocrat. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Mail. (Pstt. He's probably also a commie as well; quick - tell HUAC!)

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.

This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai timidly absolved Talon's foul Daewoo, lowering it's Will by 2. "SHITE!" Talon's foul arm said, which incidentally can speak. "Wow", said Kai's foul arm. "My Daewoo just absolved, and got Daewoo all over Kai's arm, that SHITE." "Well, titivate me in a lens, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a sea cucumber, which leads the Dalek Empire. About 2 telephones have absolved Talon's arm as Tasmania. Talon then gained 2 to his Will and finally swallowed by Kirby a mass of hyperlinks. "Nine times out of ten," Talon said, "I will of swallowed by Kirby Kai's Daewoo." Kai, however, programmed Talon's foul Daewoo with a pie gun, and yelled "SHITE! SHITE SHITE SHITE my Daewoo SHITE SHITE my Daewoo SHITE SHITE my Daewoo SHITE SHITE SHITE my foul Daewoo SHITE!!!"

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your arm. She then lowered his Will by 2.

Talon's girlfriend. STFU.