User:Tuck99

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 THE BOX OF RANDOM STUFF





People I Hate[edit | edit source]

If you are one or more of these people, go away
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Me and My Monkey[edit | edit source]

monkey!!
About Tuck99
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This user is or knows tuck99
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This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
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This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
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This user redefines lazy!
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This user has written 1 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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An adventurer is this user! He or she plays Kingdom of Loathing. His/her ID number in the game is #977148.
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This user is cooler than you.
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This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
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You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This user doesn't care.
NO
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This user's head A SPLODE.
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What I have to say[edit | edit source]

Greetings

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My Advice on life[edit | edit source]

  • Don't get pissed off at computers ......or else

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  • Don't pat the grue ......or else

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  • Don't try to prove 0.999999999999999999999999999999999........=1 ......or else

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  • If you are satan, keep off the roads ......or else

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Did you know:[edit | edit source]

  • ... that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?
  • ... that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?
  • ... that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?
  • ... that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?
  • ... that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?
  • ... that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?
  • ... that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?
  • ... that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?
  • ... that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?

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And now a word from the Magic 8-Ball[edit | edit source]

“My reply is no.”