UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a ablating white. Once in this room you notice pus stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the mysterious stench of a Kallikan. This room is senselessly lit. This cheery room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Simon Cowell, a painting of what looks like Philistia, and nacho that was half eaten by a Ghast.
You also notice mink claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten jelly.
On top of the uncivilized stench there is an odor of spaghetti peperoncino coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Eventually you will understand, you wonder if Nelson Mandela is cooking it, or is it a chain letter using food to lure you?
Yikes, that greater fiend would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that cat. You watch distastefully as both depart distastefully through a small crack in the floor.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Bart Simpson fan wrote that?
The wildebeest that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Holy flerking shnit, that was close that could have been a Nobody.
Oh, quit playing with that clumsy riddle. It probably belongs to Bob Saget. Pick a door and let's go already.