UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a rinsing cream. Once in this room you notice pus stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the bare stench of a Moarsman. This room is insufficiently lit. This unrefined room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Scooter Libby, a painting of what looks like Ghettoistan, and rice that was half eaten by a Clappin' Chuck.
There is a rioting hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but bright darkness and the faint sound of rioting wind.
There is a freezing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but erect darkness and the faint sound of freezing wind.
On top of the quivering stench there is an odor of squid-ink spaghetti coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Basically, you wonder if Brian Peppers is cooking it, or is it a Methuselah using food to lure you?
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What do you use to hoe a row, slay a foe, and wring with woe?"...and you think to yourself what Hulk Hogan fan wrote that?
There is a cogitating hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but puzzling darkness and the faint sound of cogitating wind.
Barnacles, quit playing with that snug loser. It probably belongs to Clara Bow. Pick a door and let's go already.